personificationofcorruption:

foodnun:

azurelimeade:

foodnun:

ugly poor people shouldnt be allowed to procreate tbh because what about the kids? srry it should be a law if u get preggers if ur boring and ugli

the amount of photoshop on her face hurts. Everyone is beautiful, but blatant photoshop to enforce a societal standard just pissed me off.

its not photoshop its called natual beauty look it up

{Hunny, do I need to point out that:
1. Your logic is completely flawed.
2. The amount of unrealistic lighting in almost rancid?
So please, be quiet. Thank you~}

{Hunny, do you dont need to point that out:

1.im smarter than you AND hotter than you

2.youre not my mom

3.youre not rich

So please, be quiet. Thank you~}

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Posted on April 19, 2013 via foodnun is alive i think with 3,225 notes

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mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight

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Posted on April 19, 2013 via toad ready to party with 207,411 notes

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james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

HELP IM LOST AT IKEA

update: im trying to find an employee

update: EMPLOYEE IS JUST AS LOST AS I AM

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Posted on April 19, 2013 via [sobbing over pizza] with 70,976 notes

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Posted on April 19, 2013 via This used to be ThePizzaQueen with 4,453 notes

She said she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “My name is: Alone”.

I think if I was a chick I would strangle him.

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Posted on March 30, 2013 via relapse into reality with 137,768 notes

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pyroflasher:

daughterofmulan:

Our teacher didn’t come to class today so we spent the first twenty minutes doing a seance to call the ghost of Steve Jobs.
Our offering was a bagel and all of our Apple products and we made a pentagram out of people’s laptops.

that’s me on the top right.
She forgets to mention we had a legitimate psychic in the room.

pyroflasher:

daughterofmulan:

Our teacher didn’t come to class today so we spent the first twenty minutes doing a seance to call the ghost of Steve Jobs.

Our offering was a bagel and all of our Apple products and we made a pentagram out of people’s laptops.

that’s me on the top right.

She forgets to mention we had a legitimate psychic in the room.

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Posted on March 8, 2013 via A Soliloquy of Sorts with 124,228 notes

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Means I have to work. I hate Fridays

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Posted on March 7, 2013 via everything happens for a reson with 39,900 notes

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Posted on November 10, 2012 via Sand & Glass with 164,934 notes

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biscuitlikeboundlessness:

callow-maturity:

striderfeels:

the-dumb-descent:

So, I went on Omegle and there was this BABY BRO. This was the best thing I have ever seen on Omegle, and really made my day. Start ‘em young, as they say!

i just

This never fails to cheer me up.

does no one else ever notice the fact that he says thesisstuck at some point